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Serve Demotivational Poster


WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER -


TAGS: we deserve it
Rating: 4.53/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:23 pm, #239060
"Women somehow deteriorate during night" is the best one.
DonTarsin - February 7, 2011, 5:06 pm, #211819
I smiled a couple of times, great Job. :)
Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:56 pm, #154853
An awful lot of truth in this.
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:39 pm, #154770
5 5 5 i would vote 10 times if i could. just dont let my wife read this.


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm, #216424

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm, #216358
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm, #216350
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


GEEKS' MAIL BOX -


TAGS: postal box server geek
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:42 pm, #247858
I got a couple dozen nonworking Microsoft computers (laptop and desktop) I can easily sell as mailboxes. Hahaha, nonworking and Microsoft are synonymous, haha!


MOVING ON -




RESPECT -




THE MOMENT... -


TAGS: don t settle less deserve
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by steph1

Haarakkon - June 1, 2011, 9:08 pm, #219461
A very "special brew".
crankyhead - June 1, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219456
great u5e of this ph**o
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:14 pm, #219452
Perfect steph1. 5L
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:31 am, #219438
nice 5teph!
Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am, #219435

oh yeah....nice
forseti - June 1, 2011, 6:39 am, #219431
awesome, 5teph!


WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.




QUEEN -




WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239339
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


THANK YOU - Happy Independence Day To Those Who Have Served Or Are Now Serving


TAGS: thanks serve military
Rating: 4.64/5

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marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 4:39 pm, #217550
Love thi5
rerun - July 4, 2010, 8:03 pm, #183280

Then you have never been in any of our more Southern diners. Those waitresses know how to sling some good hash (the food type)
forseti - July 4, 2010, 8:00 pm, #183277
+k
forseti - July 4, 2010, 8:00 pm, #183276
didn't know that waitresses and waiters are highly esteemed in America... just kiding! ;)


RESERVE -


TAGS: reserve killer forest murder
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 15, 2012, 7:28 am, #231349
Very Good 5L


FACEBOOK -


TAGS: this only deserves a 3
Rating: 4.67/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:55 am, #226822
Stephen Lynch is Craig Christ
Cyriaque - October 14, 2010, 7:59 pm, #198319
so if I don't believe in jesus does someone have to clap to save his life?


MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS - Helping young ladies reach the pinnacle of their careers. I think she peaked a little early.




MR.MOTIFAKE - Best of luck with the server upgrages


TAGS: server cables
Rating: 3.43/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 12:16 pm, #109850
guess the server move is done now
Airman - July 29, 2009, 12:29 pm, #101842
LOL - all I could think of was SEGAGIV?
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:15 am, #101825
stop wine-ing
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:32 am, #101816
No prob...and I say leave it as is...with the comment trail it's punny this way.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:31 am, #101815
just realized sorry
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:30 am, #101814
So...you missed what I did there?
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:30 am, #101812
dammit so did you. upgrade!!!!!!!!!!!!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:28 am, #101811
You misspelled udgra** again.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am, #101809
dammit i misspelled uggrade


DONUT P.D. - TO PROTECT AND SERVE THOSE WHO SERVE THE COFFEE AND DONUTS




MEMORIAL DAY -




HEAVEN IS... - Whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life. I have been VERY nice...


TAGS: whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Chef

forseti - May 11, 2010, 1:58 pm, #175657
a farm without cows and pigs?!? ...oh... i see...


FEELING OBSERVED? - Maybe your fly is open.


TAGS: feeling observed scary open fly
Rating: 2/5

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Zealot - May 2, 2010, 5:58 pm, #174376
tool fan art. :)


SWEET DREAMS - I will sleep better once his nightmare comes true.


TAGS: vick deserves worse
Rating: 3.43/5

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5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:53 am, #194053
my job as in catching those kind of people. In case someone reading this thinks otherwise.
5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:52 am, #194052
ok, thanks. Its something close to my heart since its my job. I am proud of it. I figured there would be higher votes due to the hatred of him. oh well, I am still happy with it and the folks at work like it.
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 1:40 am, #194049
It's already been done here... back when it was current.... mooooo is right.... this should've tanked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2010, 1:37 am, #194048
don't take it so personally 3.57 isn't bad....especially for this poster.....LOL.
5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:19 am, #194044
can I get some tips on this one?
5150monkeylove - September 14, 2010, 11:59 pm, #193886
wow, vote #3 hurt. At least explain what you thought of it. No reprisals here.


BOMB SHELTER GOODIES -




THE FED - Because if you don't have enough you can always print some more!




NEW BUILDS AND RELOAD OPTIONS - We will have your new server operational in no time at all. We're tweek'n it now.


TAGS: server madness
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by alex

I Hate crashes - September 24, 2008, 2:03 am, #22771
All the more reason to transition over to Linux distros.


CHOICES -




Fred -




Bountiful harvest -


TAGS: harvest preserves home made traditions grandmas family store bought
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:15 am, #249044
Yep, lots of folk lore knowledge being "fed" among all my Ukrainian kin too! Thanks crotchety.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 9:45 pm, #249037
hahaha! 5ounds like something my maternal grandmother did knee. Something like, "This sauce had been handed from generation to generation. Tonight we cook it, because it's getting old."


WHY TODAY? -


TAGS: system server upgrades ctrl alt spacedog
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - June 21, 2010, 7:57 pm, #181104
Right on the money Aggy.
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm, #181068
Burn!


WAAAIT FORRR IIIT... -




MY HEART - Despite Your Crying Victim It is the only thing you got from me that you truly did not deserve




REVENGE -


TAGS: infatuation assignment best served cold
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

TheTrashHeap - December 7, 2009, 12:39 am, #143386
Strawberry-rhubarb?
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 12:36 am, #143385
He'll be posting at motifake soon enough, I'm sure!
Sean - December 7, 2009, 12:28 am, #143380
And of course the "snow on the roof" ... you cheeky bastard, you!
Sean - December 7, 2009, 12:27 am, #143378
Perfect. But man is Josh in for some serious spell nazi attention.
TheTrashHeap - December 6, 2009, 11:03 pm, #143366
Snickering 5L
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:57 pm, #143365
Thank you, Canada.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:41 pm, #143359
More gold from veggie!
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 12:10 am, #143071
Thanks, Aggy & Space
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 9:49 pm, #142989
LMAO!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 9:44 pm, #142985
5 secret lions, josh... er, produce.


Crew Served Pressure Cooker -




IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: dedicated to alan greenspan the dane cook of the federal reserve
Rating: 4.14/5

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phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am, #169630
Oh, and another 5 for Sean.
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am, #169629
Oh yes I can. And quite often am.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 11:39 pm, #169601
aka: married. 5L


MOTIFAKER OF THE YEAR 2009 -


TAGS: motifake sean adwards deserved motivational ronsart
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

HtD - December 25, 2009, 3:58 am, #147992
You had my vote.
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:24 am, #147990
Well deserved. Quality not quantity counts
Sean - December 25, 2009, 1:04 am, #147984
Uhm, Ron, I don't have any sisters, only one cross-dressing broth- Oh, nevermind. *hums the tune The Crying Game*
Sean - December 25, 2009, 1:02 am, #147983
The Golden Plunger, or what's lovingly referred to in the business as a "Plungie." I'm all choked up. Yer the goochiest, Ron. *wipes tear from eye* I'm not worth- Hey! That jerk over there is not clapping ... Security!
ronsart - December 25, 2009, 12:57 am, #147981
...appreciate your skill and talent of humor in making...and your sister is good in bed.


FATT MATT -


TAGS: i love you matt you deserve this in the best of ways
Rating: 3.88/5

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Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:07 am, #160671
hey, they said it was a party line. I brought some chips........... and ate them all.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 8:11 pm, #160589
you learn fast Skatastic. 5L


WHO NEEDS CEREAL -


TAGS: just warm and serve as a nice after dinner aperitif
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 23, 2009, 11:40 pm, #139200
My word that would be a hard sell these days.


FACEBOOK - Because when Motifake was down, I had nothing better to do..


TAGS: facebook server down
Rating: 3.6/5

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Hawamleh - June 22, 2010, 5:45 pm, #181261
Thanks man, cause i think if Mr.M decides to switch servers again, i might actually leave the house..
forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:26 pm, #181243
i'll pm you some pretty interesting pages of hydraulic systems i guess...
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:52 pm, #181122
My First Ever Motifak, I'm so proud, i now Know what my mom was talking about..


POLICE -




FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE -


TAGS: dinner is served
Rating: 3.36/5

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MOTIFAKERS┬┤ SERVER - ENOUGH TERABYTES OF BEER.


TAGS: server beer
Rating: 3.25/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:12 am, #182775
I'm baffled. TB's of beer? Huh? Meh?
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 10:48 pm, #182751
*as*
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 10:48 pm, #182750
Not quite as nice of mine but still workable.
crankyhead - June 30, 2010, 10:35 pm, #182749
where can i buy one of these?


EXTINCTION -


TAGS: hobbes deserves better
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - May 10, 2009, 12:42 pm, #79215
110% yes!


FAT COUPLE -




SCIENCE -


TAGS: frog server
Rating: 2.86/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 8:40 pm, #140761
LOL
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:39 pm, #140759
We can rebuild him. He will be faster, stronger...
Zed - November 28, 2009, 8:32 pm, #140758
WFD's - Weapons of Frog Destruction


OFFLINE - 150 million a month and they cant keep a server up.


TAGS: wow world of warcraft warcraft server
Rating: 2.17/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2009, 9:37 pm, #80985
My counter-interest money is being used properly.


Second rank -




GIANT ROBOTS - You just got served


TAGS: served by a giant robot
Rating: 2/5

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Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 10:30 am, #175980
1L - cuz this is lame!


impel -


TAGS: love serve
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 12, 2015, 5:16 am, #262312
Yup...SHO TIME
mizzdizz - August 11, 2015, 7:16 pm, #262306
Sho, what can I say? Excellent is so inadequate a word for wisdom so well portrayed 5 L


I Think I Herded This One ! -


TAGS: server
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:58 pm, #262408
I don't do politics, conspiracy is fun--- didn't Bill blame Hil for Whitewater? Didn't he say he was ignorant and it was all her?


ARMY RESERVE -


TAGS: army reserve keyboard lazy
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:10 am, #260686
ROTFL! Just remember that if it weren't for the paper pushers, nothing else would get done! Ahhhhh, that's right boot! You have yet to disover the joys of military paperwork! LOL! You're in for a real treat! (evil grin) 5 laughing lions, Boot!


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